what if the time stops ticking at 10:03 PM
[ring riiing]
-answers phone call-
caller: congratulations! you're one of the 20 lucky winners to win this exclusive prize! it consist of three prizes. the first one is a $150 voucher for a designer watch. the second one is a $150 for some massage. and third prize is a 9days 8nights stay at thailand.
i was like WHAT THE HELL! hahahaha. surely you'll be shocked-and-happy when someone tells you you've won a prize right? but. smth wasnt quuuiitee right. so...
me: eh. did you get the wrong caller?
caller: why do you say so? (her voice sounded very you-have-just-won-a-prize-for-goodness-sake-why-arent-you-happy-at-all?)
me: uhh. may i know who you're looking for?
caller: er..miss tan. you are miss tan right?
me: urmm. sorry. but i think you've got the wrong person.
caller: oh. sorry.
damn! there goes the two $150 vouchers and the stinking trip to thailand. pffft! hahaha. but oh well. what if i go down to collect the prizes and they ask for my i/c. anyhow, i'm an honest person. -big innocent smile, bearing all my teeth-
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ALAS! i have tasted the well-known, the almighty, the magnificent, the incredibly smelly toufu AKA chou toufu. AHH! hahahaha. years back, i went to hongkong ONLY because i wanted to have a taste of that..that..THING! but i dint get to. and and AND today, right here on this tiny little red dot, i had a taste of it! guuuulpp...
sheri, huimin and peiqi dint wanna try it with me, so i called my brother up and asked if he'd like to try and he said, "why not?" so i da bao-ed it home. the mrt and bus reeked of fermented beancurd. HAHA. very embarrassing la. -slaps forehead- at first the smell wasnt that...strong. but gradually, it got pungent? or choking? O.O hur! anyway after eating it my mouth smelt like lao sai. (no kidding) HA! my brother and i kept blowing 'bad air' in my mom's face. xDD weeeehoo!
i've got a wheezy chest now. let's view the possible reasons as to how come:
1. Because in the DNT workshop i breathe in nothing but dust particles, metal particles & acrylic particles.
2. Because just RIGHT outside the workshop i breathe in nothing but teeny-weeny little paint particles.
3. Because a few metres away from the spray painting area i breathe in nothing but lacquer 'particles'.
4. Because at home my neighbour is renovating the house and i breathe in nothing but all the fine particles of whatnots.
5. Because of the really BAD air i breathe in nothing but haze particles.
yup! (: listed down all the possible reasons. maybe i'll get lung cancer/nose cancer/
